I don’t want to alarm anyone but 2010 is less than 11 months away. It’s hard to say what kind of technological advances will infiltrate our lives as we enter the double-digit decade of the 2000s. The best way I can see myself preparing is by launching a brand new site, with this new “blog” technology I heard about on the streets. I also have a “Twitter” and “Flickr” account. That should put me up to 2006 standards easily.

In the upcoming weeks I will be setting up an online shop for ordering jet-pack fuel. Until the fusion-cubes arrive though, I will probably just sell some original art, prints, and other primitive collectibles. It won’t help you fly to work, but it might look nice on your wall.